Phil Callaway

A little boy was at the park with his mother. Trees swayed in a gentle breeze. Swans paddled gracefully across a pond. “You know Bobby,” said his mom, “God painted…

Did you ever think of running away from home when you were a kid? Here are some actual runaway notes written by unhappy children. “Mom, I’m going to run away…

If you need a laugh today, hang out with children. Ramona and I were with our one-year-old granddaughter Sophie last weekend. She’s not just the most intelligent child ever, she’s…

Each Father’s Day, my kids like to bring up interesting things I’ve done. Like the time I soaked their toothbrushes overnight in pickle juice. I’m not alone. Here are kids…

I consider ours a miracle marriage, especially when you consider that I proposed to my wife in a chain letter. Here it is:   Dear Ramona Bjorndal,   This chain…

The summer before I went to college I got a job on a pig farm. Each day, before opening my eyes, I prayed that it was raining, snowing or that…

The summer before I went to college I got a job on a pig farm. Each day, before opening my eyes, I prayed that it was raining, snowing or that…

I like to hand out advice when people ask for it. And the truth is, I’ve learned a few things through the years. I’ve learned that if your dad says…

Some love talking about the good old days. But I’m telling you, my childhood wasn’t easy. We had to wait three minutes for our tube radios to warm up. We…

Ever said something so ridiculous that you surprised yourself? I may be the only guy in history to thank a police officer for a speeding ticket. He handed it to…