Posts by Phil Callaway

Here is todays’ Laugh Again Stock Market Report: Helium is way up while paper remains stationary. Pencils have lost a few points and boat anchors are sinking. Knives are up sharply. Escalators continue their slow decline but elevators are on the rise. The market for raisins has dried up, and Coca Cola is fizzling. Diapers…

During Covid, it hit me that the raccoon always wears a mask and washes his hands frequently. And, if you misspell “racoon” with only one “c” and scramble it, you get “Corona.” I haven’t gained weight since grade 4. Then along came Covid. I stayed active, but still gained six pounds. The buttons on my…